Irregular Pearl: Folks who are accustomed to classical music that's genteel, predictable, and with perfect pitch and tone might be in for a surprise if they stumble into the latest concert by Dallas chamber music ensemble Irregular Pearl. It's not that the instrumentalists here are less than proficient with the music--it's that the instruments on which they perform are deliberately archaic--models of the strings and woodwinds from the classical area, which weren't created to complement modern concert-hall sound systems, much less universally agreed-upon standards of sound. You'll be able to recognize compositions on the program for the group's "Clearly Classical" show, which includes quartets by Mozart and Haydn and quintets by Cambini and Bach, but you've probably never heard renditions quite like thesehaunting, otherworldly, with a rough edge here and there born of a passion for authenticity. Irregular Pearl performs at 3 pm in the auditorium of the Dallas Museum of Art, 1717 N Harwood. Tickets are $5-$7.50. For more information call 821-5049.
I Worst of All: The Major Theatre presents the United States theatrical premiere of a very controversial 1990 film by 70-year-old Mexican filmmaker Maria Luisa Bemberg, who received an Oscar nomination 10 years ago for her movie Camilla. A sort of psychological suspense thriller-romance-historical epic-tragedy rolled into one, I Worst of All, based on a novel by Latino literary great Octavio Paz, joins two subjects guaranteed to raise blood pressures--sex and religion. Paz's book and Bemberg's film explore the relationship between a real-life 17th century nun and poet, Sister Juana Ines de la Cruz (Assumpta Serna, who played the femme fatale in Almodovar's freaky sex comedy Matador) and the woman who inspired much of her most passionate verse, a viceroy's wife played by Dominique Sanda. Their intense but (initially) chaste romance plays out against the backdrop of the Inquisitions, a cultural force that eventually sucks them both in. The Major Theatre, located at 2830 Samuell, screens I Worst of All every evening except Monday at 8 pm beginning January 13, with Saturday and Sunday matinees scheduled. Tickets are $6. Call 821-FILM.
The Dream of Valentino: The Dallas Opera stages the Southwest premiere of Dominick Argento's The Dream of Valentino exactly a year after its world debut behind the footlights of the Washington Opera. Argento is the composer and Charles Nolte the librettist of this critically revered study of Rudolph Valentino, the most famous leading man of the silent film era and an actor whose world-wide image was quite close to the real man. In truth, Valentino was a man of insatiable sexual appetites, racking up a staggering number of lovers over the course of his short and turmoil-ridden life. Indeed, film historians and biographers have reached a near-consensus that Valentino's inability to keep his pants zipped contributed significantly to a long list of professional, financial, and personal woes. More than a few of these difficulties were set into motion by ex-lovers, either out of spite, jealousy, or an intimate knowledge of the weaknesses in the idol's personality that might easily be exploited for gain. Argento is a man who specializes in placing historical figures into eloquent, tragic dreamscapes born of their own imaginations, as anyone who caught the previous collaboration between he and Nolte, The Voyage of Edgar Allan Poe, can attest. The Dream of Valentino gets its last performance at 7:30 pm at the Music Hall in Fair Park. Tickets are $20-$95. For information call 443-1000 or 373-8000.
Contemporary Dance/Fort Worth: This is the sixth choreographers showcase for Contemporary Dance/Fort Worth, which makes it part of its mission to provide a showcase for the works of contemporary choreographers from all across the country, but especially Texas and the Southwest. Three of the eight short works to be presented here are premieres. They include "Into the Wind," a dance for three women by Chicago artist Hollis M. Johnson and set to the music of Arvo Part; "The Couch," a collaboration between Dallas artist Sherri Lacy and her composer husband Frank, combining several rollicking contemporary sounds; and "Anomie," by Fort Worth artist Andrea Harris, a quartet about the joys of coupling. In addition, Daryl Sneed from the Dallas Black Dance Theatre performs a solo work, and Dallas choreographer Holly Williams sees her work "Love-O-Rama" set to the music of Spike Jones and performed by special guests The Kaleidoscope Dance Company. Contemporary Dance/Fort Worth performs January 13 and January 14 in the orchestra Hall, 4401 Trail Lake at Granbury in southwest Fort Worth. Tickets are $6-$10. For information call 335-9000.