Joe Bob Briggs

Drive-In Movie Critic of Grapevine, TX

Comments (0) By Joe Bob Briggs Thursday, Aug 24 1995
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I worship your literary style and try to emulate it in all my letters, especially to men I barely know.

One question: How come you tally up breasts and naked women, but seem to ignore fine scenes of men's cute asses; bare, hairy chests; and (only in my dreams) full frontal shots of men running with no pants on?

Have a heart and give us nymphos a clue as to where to look for such stimulating artistry.

God bless you, sweetheart. We love you.
Sincerely,
Deb, North Bay, Calif.

Dear Deb:
Wouldn't a full frontal shot of a man running with no pants on be dangerous to small animals?

(To discuss the meaning of life with Joe Bob, or to get free junk in the mail or his world-famous newsletter, write Joe Bob Briggs, P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, Texas 75221. Joe Bob's fax line at his trailer house is always open: 214-985-7448. Joe Bob even hangs out on CompuServe: 76702,1435.)

Copyright 1995 Joe Bob Briggs. (Distributed by NYT Special Features/Syndication Sales)

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