Joe Bob Briggs

Drive-In Movie Critic of Grapevine, TX

A A A Comments (0) By Joe Bob Briggs Thursday, Nov 2 1995
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This is a risky thing to say, because I don't know how many of your male subscribers fit into that category. (No offense, but I would not care to meet at least two of the males whose words appear in a recent "Joe Bob's Advice to the Hopeless.")

Are there any thinking male readers out there who can even imagine the value of nonmonogamy, aside from sex?

Keep in mind that I am not asking for partners here. I'm curious about how many guys' minds work like mine.

Sincerely,
Jean Hohl, Berkeley, Calif.

Dear Jean:
OK, the results are in, and here's the answer to your question:
Percentage of Joe Bob readers who are "nonmonogamous"--5. Percentage of Joe Bob readers who never have sex at all--85. Percentage of Joe Bob readers who claim to be "nonmonogamous" --100. Pretty pathetic, isn't it?

(To discuss the meaning of life with Joe Bob, or to get his world-famous newsletter, write Joe Bob Briggs, P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, TX 75221. Joe Bob's fax number at his trailer house is always open: 214-985-7448. Joe Bob even hangs out on the Internet: 76702. 1435compuserve.com)

Copyright 1995 Joe Bob Briggs (Distributed by NYT Special Features/Syndication Sales)

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