Where in the world is Ray Carboni?

"My wife specifically asked me not to do that," he said, sounding only slightly embarrassed. Huh? "I don't know, she just made me promise, and I gotta do what the wife says...I mean, I can tell you have a life--that you aren't coming up here to burn any bunnies," he said, referring to that horrid scene in Fatal Attraction where Glenn Close breaks into Michael Douglas' house and boils his daughter's pet rabbit.

My heart sank. This was my reward for going to all this trouble to look up an old friend? With one innocuous phone call, I had become a...maniacal husband-chaser? How could anyone think that?

Ah, well. I could already see my husband rolling his eyes as I described the all-too-predictable results of my obsession du jour.

Well, that's OK. Maybe Ray and the wife will mellow out by our 30th. Heck, I can wait.