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Hole
Last great album: Live Through This (1994)
LP releases since: 0
Next LP should be stickered: ...over Courtney's mouth.
Waylon Jennings
Last great album: Dreamin' My Dreams (1975)
LPs released since: 13
Next LP should be stickered: "Buy this, or the Highwaymen will record another one."
Rickie Lee Jones
Last great album: Pirates (1981)
LPs released since: 5
Next LP should be stickered: "Hey, kids, at least she used to be a junkie."
Van Morrison
Last great album: Wavelength (1979)
LPs released since: 15
Next LP should be stickered: "Slap my hand, white soul man."
Iggy Pop
Last great album: New Values (1979)
LPs released since: 8
Next LP should be stickered: "Iggy Pop, you morons. He started it all. So he hasn't written a good song since the McGovern campaign? Without Iggy you wouldn't have Girls Against Boys or your Jesus Lizard. Think about that."
The Pretenders
Last great album: The Pretenders (1979)
LPs released since: 6
Next LP should be stickered: "Can drink Urge Overkill under the table."
Prince
Last great album: Sign O the Times (1987)
LPs released since: 7
Next LP should be stickered: "The artist formerly known."
Lou Reed
Last great album: New Sensations (1984)
LPs released since: 6
Next LP should be stickered: "Former member of the Velvet Underground."
Jonathan Richman
Last great album: Back In Your Life (1979)
LPs released since: 10
Next LP should be stickered: "Soft enough for a baby, but made for grownups."
Paul Westerberg
Last great album: Pleased To Meet Me by the Replacements (1987)
LPs released since: 4
Next LP should be stickered: "Either he starts drinking again, or he keeps making lame records like this--you make the call, you ungrateful bastards."
Warren Zevon
Last great album: Excitable Boy (1978)
LPs released since: 7
Next LP should be stickered: "Songs Warren wrote while jogging."
ZZ Top
Last great album: Eliminator (1983)
LPs released since: 3
Next LP should be stickered: "Listen to this record, and you'll know why Billy Gibbons is seen in Deep Ellum almost every night.
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