The Dallas Morning News Dance Festival: Every year Dallas' Only Daily is the megacorporate sponsor for the eponymous Dance Festival, which dares to celebrate the art of movement in a city that has all but turned its back on dance. Hearteningly, there are a list of other big bidnesses--Exxon and Trammell Crow, specifically--that recognize the lapse and throw in their support for four nights of performances that include luminaries like Dallas Black Dance Theatre, Fort Worth Dallas Ballet, Anita N. Martinez Ballet Folklorico, and Dancers Unlimited. Performances happen August 29-September 1 at 8:15 p.m. in Artist Square in the downtown Arts District, just east of the Meyerson Symphony Center. It's free, but come early to grab a good spot. Call 953-1977.
Westfest: Sometimes it seems like Texas is the most non-European land in the world, what with the overwhelming pressure on immigrants here to drop their previous traditions, buy a pickup truck, and develop an obsession for football. Since 1976, the organizers of the annual Westfest celebration have striven to let other Texans and the rest of the world know that there are ethnic flavors beyond Tex-Mex, and they can jibe perfectly with the aforementioned lifestyle. Westfest takes place every year in the Central Texas town of West, located about 15 miles north of Waco on I-35. It's a convergence of all things Czechoslovakian with food, dance, a parade, an arts and crafts tent, gymnastics, costumes, etc. If you love to eat and the word kolache isn't part of your vocabulary, Westfest is a must-do. Events happen at various locations August 30, beginning at 7 p.m.; and August 31 and September 1, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 a.m. Tickets are $2-$5. (Kids younger than 6 get in free.) For directions call (817) 826-5058.
North Texas Reptile and Exotic Pet Expo: As you can see by the title of the event, The North Texas Reptile and Exotic Pet Expo acknowledges that our scaly, cold-blooded neighbors on the planet can indeed be adapted as pets, so if you've had the urge to cuddle with an iguana, you are not among those addle-brained Homo sapiens who think it'd be really cool to keep, say, a leopard or a baboon around the house. One of the attractions of the event, sponsored by the North Texas Herpetological Society, is that professional breeders and the reptilian-challenged alike are offered demonstrations, talks, and sale and info booths to accommodate their passion. Expect to see plenty of God's creatures some of us might not swerve to avoid should they cross our path on the highway. Events happen August 31, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., and September 1, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., at the Arlington Convention Center in Arlington. Tickets are $6-$10. Call (704) 327-9910.
Hawkwood Medieval Fantasy Faire: Not intimidated by that vanquishing knight known as Scarborough Faire, the North Texas-owned and -operated Past Times Productions Inc. has thrown down the gauntlet to challenge you to another theme park based on the era of black plague, bad teeth, and and nary an HMO to be found. Hawkwood Medieval Fantasy Faire features more than 10 acres of 200-year-old trees that have been respectfully trimmed to create a shady fantasyland of wenches, ladies, mythological creatures, and strolling entertainers. There are archery tournaments, pubs, a village bakery, and six live performance stages among the attractions. The whole shebang is open every Saturday, 10 a.m.-midnight, and every Sunday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., through September 29 in a rural space just northeast of Fort Worth. Tickets are $5-$20; kids younger than 3 allowed free. For directions call (817) 430-4102.
Travels With My Aunt: Fort Worth's Stage West presents Gilves Havergal's wildly popular adaptation of Graham Greene's novel, Travels With My Aunt. Novelist-critic Greene created one of the most adventurous, iconoclastic women ever to grace Anglo literature--Aunt Pulling, the 75-year-old dreamer who drags her retired nephew around the world while she searches for a former Italian lover who has since delved deeper into the shady deals for which she fell so fondly in love with him. All the characters of Travels With My Aunt are portrayed by four men who eschew the tiresome trappings of drag to become these women in voice and spirit, not wardrobe. Preview performances happen August 30 at 8 p.m.; August 31 at 3 p.m. and 8 p.m.; and September 1 at 7 p.m. The regular happens Wednesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m.; Fridays at 7 p.m.; Saturdays at 3 p.m. and 8 p.m.; and Sundays at 7 p.m. through September 28 at 3055 South University Drive in Fort Worth. Tickets are $11-$14. Call (817) 924-9454.