Joe Bob Briggs

Drive-In Movie Critic of Grapevine, TX

Comments (0) By Joe Bob Briggs Thursday, May 8 1997

Multiple aardvarking. Gun-in-mouth suicide. One motor vehicle crash and burn.

Brainwave electroconvulsive shaky-shaky torture.
Cerebral sensory-lobe fu.
Drive-In Academy Award nominations for:
*Kim Morgan Greene, as the company yes-bitch.

*Dee Wallace Stone, as the ditzy blabbermouth alcoholic suicidal wife, for saying, "Jeff's all mad at me 'cause I can't play those games."

*Rainer Grant, as the hot secretary who says: "It's not you! It's not us! God, I'm sorry, Darrin!"

*Katherine Kelly Lang, as the sexy brain researcher-devoted wife.
*And Ian Ziering, as the computer programmer with the heart of gold.
Two stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.

Joe Bob's Find That Flick
This week's block-buster comes from Steve Gladden of Statesville, North Carolina.

"I'm trying to remember the name of a flick from the '70s that starred Stacey Keach and Pia Zadora. The setting was a mining town and Pia played Stacey's daughter or niece. The Pia character seduced the Stacey character. Not great acting, but I remember it being pretty hot. Hope you can find the title."

A video will be awarded to the correct answer. (The winner chooses from our library of titles.) In the event of a tie, a drawing will be held. Send "Find That Flick" questions and solutions to Joe Bob Briggs, P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, Texas 75221. You can also fax them to (213) 462-5982 or e-mail them to Joe Bob on the Internet: 76702.1435@compuserve.com (E-mail entries must include a postal mailing address.)