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Joe Bob Briggs
Continued from page 1
Published on May 15, 1997
"In one scene, about five Orientals are stuck in the desert when suddenly they come across an ancient shipwrecked pirate boat (yes, in the desert).
"They enter the boat, and the leader starts assigning duties: 'You find something to eat on the boat; you look for rooms to sleep; and you two GOOUTANDHUNTFORDEER.'
"It was silly, because everybody knows that in the desert, of course, you need a permit to hunt deer.
"The lady looking for food on the boat opens a crate and out jumps a 'monster' that looks more like a guy wearing a full-body condom.
"I'd love to find that movie."
A video will be awarded to the correct answer. (The winner chooses from our library of titles.) In the event of a tie, a drawing will be held. Send "Find That Flick" questions and solutions to Joe Bob Briggs, P.O. Box 2002, Dallas, Texas 75221. You can also fax them to (213) 462-5982 or e-mail them to Joe Bob on the Internet: 76702.1435@compuserve.com. (E-mail entries must include a postal mailing address.)
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