La Bete: As anyone who's ever been involved in a play like Noises Off can attest, the exhibitionistic side of actors gets a bracing workout when they get to portray ego battles between theater people. What better way to vent your frustration over the co-actor/director you don't like than to raise those conflicts to the level of art? Plano Repertory Theater hopes to do just that with the North Texas premiere of La Bete, playwright David Hirson's international award-winning hit set in fifteenth-century France that finds two theater company members vying for the attention of a finicky patron. New Theatre Company's Bruce Coleman has designed the costumes for the show. The show happens Friday and Saturday at 8:15 p.m. and Sunday at 2:15 p.m. through June 29 at the Artcentre Theatre, 1028 15th Place, downtown Plano. Tickets are $9-$12. Call (972) 422-7460.
1997 Women's Pro Beach Volleyball Tour: Anyone out there who prefers the sight of toned female flesh but who's inevitably dragged by beefcake connoisseurs to those all-male pro volleyball matches, here's your day in the sun. The 1997 Women's Pro Beach Volleyball offers some of the most ferociously competitive (but with bodies to die for) women like Nancy Reno, Holly McPeak, and Linda Hanley, all of them former U.S. Olympians. Five sand courts are devoted to 64 different players who're pursuing a nice fat purse of $50,000. The qualifier is on June 13 at 1 p.m., and competition is June 14, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., and June 15, 8 a.m.-4 p.m., at "Mustang Beach" on Lake Carolyn across from Williams Square in Las Colinas. Admission is $5-$30. Children under 14 get in free. Call 1-800-527-4323.
North Texas Skeptics: For their latest bit of deflation, the North Texas Skeptics have decided to poke their collective needle into an anniversary balloon--the 50th year of the flying saucer. Of course, people had been seeing mysterious round objects in the sky and fearing outer space invasion way before 1947, but that was the year when U.S. news sources claimed a UFO crash had occurred and the federal government decided to cover it up. Skeptics Joe Voelkering and Pat Reed offer a presentation that'll compare and contrast new and old conspiracy theories as well as discuss the level of authentic military secrecy that was lowered onto Roswell. The talk starts at 2 p.m. at the Center for Community Cooperation, 2900 Live Oak St. It's free. Call (972) 276-1330.
Joseph Vincelli: Taking a gander at virtually any publicity still of Dallas-based saxophonist Joseph Vincelli would lead one to believe that this man made his recent national breakout on the strength of his looks. But no dice--he could've looked like Ernest Borgnine and still found the sweet, smooth sound of his horn sailing through the airwaves of New York City, where the seminal jazz station WQCD-101 began playing selections from his fifth CD, After Five. As is their wont, other stations have followed through, and Mr. Vincelli has found the national spotlight growing brighter. He appears for a free show he called "Unplugged" that'll also feature his favorite accompanying rhythms--Latin and African-style percussion. The show starts at 8 p.m. at the Bath House Cultural Center, 521 E. Lawther. It's free. Call (214) 670-8749.
Lone Star Comedy: Starting a new comedy troupe is precarious, since it's almost a given that what you find funny won't necessarily translate to universal favor when performed on a stage. But recent Dallasite Randy Bennett has a few impressive credentials, having been a founding member of The Groundlings, the L.A.-based improv company that's spawned Lisa Kudrow and Paul Reubens, among others. Bennett has taught the likes of George Clooney and Helen Hunt between New York and Los Angeles; he now presents Lone Star Comedy, a brand new Dallas improv group that includes some of the city's busiest professional TV and stage actors. Performances happen every Saturday night at 8 p.m. through July 26 at KD Studios, 2600 Stemmons Freeway at Motor Dr. Tickets are $5-$10. Call 1-800-654-9545.
Raw Power: The title of Waxahachie's latest Webb Gallery outsider art exhibit, Raw Power, refers to the urge to create. In a world where so many "artists" seem eager to co-opt that title rather than actually acquire it, the six creators in this show rarely, if ever, referred to themselves with that word. About half of the people included in this show--J.B. Murry, Hawkins Bolden, Mary T. Smith, and Ralph Griffin--are still living; some of them have suffered severe physical and mental disabilities in their lifetime. Most didn't really care whether other people saw what they did. Raw Power opens with a reception June 14, 6-9 p.m., and runs through July 27 at Webb Gallery, 209-211 W. Franklin, Waxahachie. Call (972) 938-8085.