2nd Annual Celebrity Garage Sale: America loves famous people, to the point that even the stuff celebrities throw out has a nimbus of glamorous mystery. Operating on the theory that a Dallas Cowboy's roll of gauze is innately more valuable than yours or mine, Aardvark Studios in Garland has been receiving truckloads of leftover items from the likes of Roger Staubach, Tony Dorsett, and Randy White for the 2nd Annual Celebrity Garage Sale. You say you could care less about the NFL? Items also have been obtained from Denzel Washington, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Cosby, James Earl Jones, and Lady Bird Johnson. You say the whole idea of celebrity worship turns your stomach? Aardvark promises that the proceeds go directly to the Leukemia Society of America. The sale will be held Friday and Saturday, 9 a.m.-9 p.m., at Irving Mall. Call (972) 699-8953.
Beth Lisick: Since it's earned a prominent place in such high-profile pop culture arenas as Lollapalooza and MTV, the new oral tradition known as "slam poetry" has had some problems worming its way into the hermetically sealed, tiny-as-a-tick world of American poetry. But San Francisco-based, tough-but-not-obnoxious chick Beth Lisick may have changed all that. She went from well-honed rants about pickup lines and pop music in crowded, smoke-filled San Francisco cafes straight into Best American Poetry '97. In case you're wary because you've sat through one slam poet after another, then ended the evening without recalling a single thing anybody said, Lisick's sheaf of reviews repeat one encouraging word--memorable. Brought to Dallas by local poetry impresario Clebo Rainey, Lisick is the featured poet in a poetry slam at 8:30 p.m. at The Red Room in Club Clearview, Elm & Crowdus. Call (214) 939-0077.
E. Lynn Harris: Novelist E. Lynn Harris is the biggest-selling African-American male fiction author in history, yet with the exception of black women's magazines such as Essence, Harris finds he's flown under the radar of much of high black culture. Perhaps it's because his ongoing, unabashedly soap-operatic stories of buppie life contain as many gay and bisexual characters as straight ones. Harris himself has said he doesn't know what's harder--being black in a white world or being gay in the black world. A large, mostly female readership from both has pushed one Harris title after another onto the top of The New York Times fiction bestseller list, making him arguably more popular with African-American female readers than Terry MacMillan. Harris comes to Dallas to read from and sign copies of his latest book at 8 p.m. at Crossroads Market and Bookstore, 3930 Cedar Springs. It's free. Call (214) 521-8919.
GrapeFest '97: While wines made in Texas probably are not going to eclipse the wines of France any time soon, it's nevertheless true that over the past few years, Texas wineries have scored surprise coups over their more exalted California competitors in national wine competitions. Texas' largest festival of home-state wineries, appropriately held in Grapevine, celebrates its 11th anniversary. GrapeFest '97 features live music, arts and crafts, a classic car show, and activities for children, but vino is the real star, with free wine seminars, a seven-part People's Choice Wine Tasting Classic, a champagne brunch, and more. As with any alcohol-centered event, expect a crowd at this baby. Events happen Friday, 6 p.m.-11:30 p.m.; Saturday, 10 a.m.-11:30 p.m.; and Sunday, 11 a.m.-6 p.m., in Grapevine's Main Street Historic District, just off Highway 114 two exits west of the north entrance to D/FW Airport. For information call 1-800-457-6338.
Ottmar Liebert: Having a few months back researched the classical music world and its sometimes stifling provincialism, we can tell you that there's a bit of a pissing match between classical purists and modern jazz artists, who have crossed over into the classical world in droves. Many classical aficionados tend to group Coltrane and the Spice Girls together under non-classical, which leaves a jazz artist such as Ottmar Liebert to bring his usual audience to a project like Leaning Into the Night. Often identified as "nouveau flamenco," Liebert's guitar noodlings on this latest album include six original pieces alongside works by Puccini, Ravi, Sayti, Mompou, and Villa-Lobo. Liebert comes to Dallas to weave his own heavenly hash of international sounds on the concert stage. The performance starts at 8 p.m. at the Bronco Bowl on Fort Worth Avenue in Dallas. For tickets, call (214) 373-8000.
The Mema Sextet: While many dismiss the idea of guardian angels as fodder for The New York Times non-fiction bestseller list, we nevertheless must admit that certain deceased older people, especially those who died in our childhoods, seem to hang around us like a wisp of smoke well into adulthood. Johnny Simons, artistic director of Fort Worth's Hip Pocket Theatre, has taken his own guardian angel, Stella Mae "Mema" Dowdy, and cast her in the final of a cycle of plays about his childhood in the 1940s. The Mema Sextet begins in heaven, where Mema is cooking up chili pie and Spam and Velveeta luxuries and surveying in celestial flashback her life on earth among an eccentric family. Performances happen Friday-Sunday at 8:15 p.m. in the Oak Acres Amphitheatre, 1620 Las Vegas Trail North, Fort Worth. Tickets are $5-$10. Call (817) 237-5977.