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"This doesn't happen every day," one veteran reporter said last Wednesday, suspense creeping into his voice. Behind him, the Valley Ranch parking lot overflowed with cars and TV trucks--far more than usual, so many they spilled into the long driveway leading to Cowboys Parkway.
A few moments later, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones emerged from the executive offices for this impromptu press conference--indeed, a rare occasion around these parts, only Jones' second appearance before the assembled media this season. Wearing a royal blue jacket, a black shirt, and black pants, he seemed eager to address a note in the Washington Post that morning insisting Barry Switzer was out as head coach and personnel chief Larry Lacewell was going to take his place.
No matter that Valley Ranch insiders and local beat writers who had been, well, beaten insisted that the story, which began in the Post as a single sentence and blossomed into a full-fledged Associated Press article, wasn't a story at all. No matter that the Cowboys staff dismissed it as mere potshots aimed at a stumbling team.
And no matter that the Post based its report on information from one unnamed source.
Jones still felt it necessary to respond to a rumor--even though he's insisted for months that Switzer will remain head coach of the Cowboys for years to come.
"The reason I am standing here with you is there have been quotes otherwise," Jones began, going on to deliver the same ol', same ol' in that Arkansas good-ol'-boy twang that somehow makes bullshit a lot easier to swallow.
Yes, he said, Barry Switzer is the coach of the Dallas Cowboys "for as far as I can see into the future." Yes, Barry and Jerry have regular meetings, but only to discuss "football matters." Yes, the owner's disappointed by the team's awful showing this season, but if you take away "a few mistakes," this team could easily be 7-2. Yes, he's still convinced that the Cowboys can make it to the Super Bowl. Yes, Switzer "enjoys a great relationship individually with his players."
And no, Jerry Jones is not concerned about reports that Switzer and Troy Aikman got into a screaming match after losing to the San Francisco 49ers. "Those are the kinds of things that bond people," Jones drawled as though he really meant it.
Rarely does an NFL team owner take time to field questions generated by hearsay reports, but Jones stood there for 20 minutes and hee-hawed the rumors into pieces.
And, for a moment, it seemed to work. ESPN, the Associated Press, and the local media all reported within hours that Jones had given Switzer a "vote of confidence"--more than one news outlet actually used this phrase.
But just a day after the Jones press conference, The Dallas Morning News ran a piece co-written by beat writers Bart Hubbuch and Jean-Jacques Taylor insisting that Jones was thinking--three weeks ago--of firing Switzer and replacing him with special teams coach Joe Avezzano. This, apparently, was news to Avezzano.
The Morning News felt compelled to run this story on the front page--no matter that the information was three weeks old. (Sort of puts the late in late-breaking.) No matter that Jones, who'd given Switzer his "vote of confidence" just hours earlier, was now "unavailable for comment."
And no matter that it was based on--once more now, with feeling--a single unnamed source.
Down at Valley Ranch, everyone--Cowboys management, sports writers, players--is covering more ass than Nate Newton's pants.
For the past month, if you've wanted to find out what's going on at Valley Ranch, you've had to look outside of Dallas. Several weeks ago, The New York Times reported that Jerry Jones was considering coaching the Cowboys himself. Then, on November 2, the Times revealed that Switzer had gone postal during a team meeting following the October 5 loss to the New York Giants, defending his party-all-the-time lifestyle and insisting he wasn't Jones' puppet. Then came the Washington Post item.
To make matters worse for the local dailies, safety Darren Woodson went on KTCK-AM (The Ticket) last week and blasted his teammates for not practicing hard enough, which gave the locker-room locusts a whole new batch of questions to ask over and over again.
One local beat writer insists his paper hasn't been scooped on a single story generated by an out-of-town paper, because there hasn't been a single real story generated by an out-of-town paper. Instead, he says, there have been exaggerated rumors and overblown whispers and, in the case of the Post piece last week, speculation printed as fact.
Defensive tackle Tony Casillas apparently agrees. "I'd like to know where the information is coming from," he said last Wednesday. "It seems like you guys know everything."