Pet Photos With Santa: Our pets more than deserve the pampering we give them, if only because they are (conveniently mute) blank slates onto which we can project our emotional needs. In the scheme of inter-species relations, making your dog wear a sweater is about as pointless an act as buying your potbellied pig a pair of earrings or making your cat pose for a picture with Santa Claus. Nevertheless, Operation Kindness once again gives you the opportunity to make Tabby earn her tender vittles by posing with Santa. Photo sessions happen November 28 and 29 and December 6 and 13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at Warehouse Photographic and Lab, 2225 Beltline at Kelly, Carrollton. Each photo costs $5, and all proceeds benefit the homeless animals at Operation Kindness. Call (972) 418-0938.
Cinderella: When you hear that Theatre Britain is going to stage a "pantomime" version of Cinderella for its new production, you might be struck by terrifying visions of a black-hatted, white-faced actress making the motions of trying on a glass slipper. Thankfully, Theatre Britain traffics in the older version of that word, which is an Anglo fairy tale that involves audience participation, musical numbers, and the like. Theatre Britain already served this cockney stew via a production of Sleeping Beauty this past year, and the results were a word-of-mouth box-office hit. They're hoping to repeat that success with parents itching to take their kids to some holiday entertainment. Matinees happen November 29 and December 6, 13, 20, and 21 at 2 p.m., with evening performances December 12 and 19 at 8 p.m. at the Plaza Theatre in Carrollton. Tickets are $4-$6. Call (972) 242-2775.
A Christmas Carol: 'Tis the season of Nutcracker and Christmas Carol burnout, for critics as well as audience members; our nuts are cracked, and our voices hoarse from all that "God bless us, everyone"-ing by the time December 25 rolls around. As you may have guessed, Dickens' oft-repackaged tale of a penurious old codger who redeems himself when confronted with the sins of his past makes "Calendar" feel all cold and sterile inside; with the exception of Rowan Atkinson's perennially replayed TV gem A Black Adder Christmas, it's always just the same old hard candy in a different dish. But we recognize that performing arts groups must tend their cash cows with reverence--if Dallas Theater Center's popular annual production of A Christmas Carol, directed this year by the Undermain's Raphael Parry, means that the DTC gets to do more potentially divisive stuff like Angels in America or The Collected Works of Billy the Kid, then by all means, Marley, rattle those chains. Performances happen daily except Mondays through December 26 at the Arts District Theater, 2401 Flora St. Call (214) 522-8499.
Greetings! Fort Worth's Stage West is attempting to inject a little variety into the season by importing a production that's already become a holiday staple in major cities across America. This will be the regional premiere of Tom Dudzick's Greetings!, the story of a dysfunctional Catholic family that's derailed even further off the family tracks by the announcement that their son is about to marry a Jewish atheist. A charming interloper comes to remind them that religion very often gets in the way of relationships. The performance at 7:30 p.m. November 30 is a special preview before the show opens December 4. The audience can ask questions of the director and the cast. Tickets are $13-$16. Call (817) 784-9378.
Cleopatra: Because of Mother Teresa's death earlier this year, we were all dragged backward in time on a seemingly endless retrospective of the courageous acts of her career. Starving children this, diseased pariahs that. It's all admirable stuff, blah blah blah, but pales in comparison with another selfless, startling act: Liz Taylor posed for pictures bald! This was, of course, to prepare us for the later sight of Liz Taylor gray. This was a courageous public act--almost a ritual suicide, really, to make room for rebirth--from one ballsy dame. If you doubt it, imagine having gone in three decades from being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world to having John Belushi do you in drag. We've all been waiting for Liz to exhale, and what better way to celebrate than remembering a time not so long ago when studios recreated whole Egyptian empires and laid them at her feet. Joseph L. Mankiewicz's Cleopatra presages the gaudy special-effects feasts of today, but boasts a special effect that no computer can conjure--the veritable chemistry lab that Liz and Dick create every time they glance at each other with malice-laced affection. The show begins at 7 p.m. at the AMC Glen Lakes Theatre, 9450 N. Central Expressway. Tickets are $7. Call (214) 821-NEWS.