By Jim Schutze
By Rachel Watts
By Lauren Drewes Daniels
By Anna Merlan
By Lee Escobedo
By Eric Nicholson
OK, so the Times is a little cavalier about culture and geography when writing about the provinces. Don't take it personally, Fort Worth. In fact, we here in Dallas are willing to swap you gazillionaires--say Ray Hunt and Tom Hicks for any one of the Basses--to set things right.
--Compiled from staff reports by Patrick Williams
Buzz admits it. Pierced nether parts give us the willies. Explain why we're stupid at firstname.lastname@example.org.