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2) Freedonia is A) the fictional setting of the Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup; B) a European country located next to Slovenia; C) I don't know, and I don't care.
3) A native of the Virgin Islands is A) a Virgin Islander; B) exceedingly hard to find these days; C) I don't know, and I don't care.
If you answered B or C to any of the above, either you're exceptionally honest or you went to Buzz's high school. But don't despair: You, too, may have a place in the future Bush administration -- an ambassadorship, even. To apply, just stuff $200,000 in cash in an envelope and mail it to "George, I want to be an ambassador," in care of Buzz at this newspaper.