Positive reinforcement

If they do, good for them--except for the last part.

Frankly, I don't see it happening. Thankfully, I think, my sphincter is safe. Too many games, too many teams. Too late in the season, too few productive players. Attitude, contrary to the Rangers' slogan, isn't everything.

Brad Newton

Scratching heads: Rangers general manager Doug Melvin ponders what to do next with his ballclub.

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Or maybe it is. Maybe I just don't get it. No, on second thought, I definitely don't get it.

But like I said, I'm not from 'round here, y'all.