Eat at Joe's

Buca di Beppo

Tacky misses the point. The outside of the restaurant is painted red, the kind of crimson that occurs when you leave tomato sauce on top of a flame too long. Positioned at various points along the wall are Romanesque statues brushed with antiquing stain or maybe old clam sauce. Strings of colored Christmas lights with bulbs the size of eggs are loosely wrapped around the sculpted figures. But that isn't the best part. At the hostess stand just to the right of where the girl asks you "how many" is a little pencil sketch of a hunched man wearing nothing but a paper shopping bag. The bag bears the words Buca di Beppo. The man's unit assumes a certain prominence, drooping off the leading edge of the bag bottom.

In fact, units (male members) assume a certain prominence all over this restaurant, which is done up in garish reds and mindless baubles that would make a pink flamingo blush if it weren't already pink. This motif moves into the bathroom, where Italian language tapes (language tapes in the potty are getting a little trite) play through the speakers. Hanging from the walls are photos of male nude sculptures shot from angles that pull the units into stark prominence, as well as other photos of little boys peeing against walls, in urinals, on the ground, and in the air. I suppose this is the visual version of the trickling-water wee-wee stimulation effect, in case you've forgotten why you came into the bathroom.

"Why is it that every Southern Italian restaurant has to be campy?" snarled my Italian companion.

"Why is it that every Southern Italian restaurant has to be campy?"
Stephen P. Karlisch
"Why is it that every Southern Italian restaurant has to be campy?"
Remember: It's supposed to resemble someone's basement.
Stephen P. Karlisch
Remember: It's supposed to resemble someone's basement.

Location Info


Buca Di Beppo

7843 Park Lane
Dallas, TX 75220

Category: Restaurant > Italian

Region: Northwest Dallas


Open 5-10 p.m. Monday-Thursday, 5-11 p.m. Friday, 4-11 p.m. Saturday, and 12-9 p.m. Sunday. (214) 361-8462 $$

Fresh Tomatoes with Meat & Cheese: $8.95
Caesar Salad (small): $9.95
Arrabbiata Pizza: $18.95
Spaghetti & Meatballs (small): $10.95
Linguini in Clam Sauce (small): $11.45
Ravioli al Pomodoro: $18.95
Buca Chicken Vesuvio: $19.95
Chocolate Cannoli: $8.95

7843 Park Lane, Dallas

Roughly translated, Buca di Beppo means "Joe's Basement," and it's designed to be the kind of neighborhood Italian restaurant that used to be tucked under a building. But instead of being escorted past the sump pump and around the water heater, you're ushered past the to-go window and through the kitchen. "We take all of our guests through the kitchen on the way to their table," says the managerial-looking fellow leading us past men in white coats. He pointed to a table to the right of the cooking line, the chef's table. Rows of yellow cans of peppers were arranged on the top of a shelf. Boxes of dried pasta were stacked atop the cans.

Those pepper cans are used as pizza stilts. When you order a pizza, the server brings a pair of them to your table. A board arrives cradling a rectangular pizza the size of an aircraft carrier landing deck. Our pizza was the arrabbiata, a pie with four cheeses, pepperoni, sausage, tomatoes, and caramelized onions. The crust is cracker-thin and crisp with burn marks at the edges. Over the crust is a modest application of gooey cheese, though it's hard to tell that there are four of them in there. Embedded in the cheese are strips of rich, salty pepperoni and half moons of sweet fennel sausage. Actually, there's so much meat it tumbles off the crust edges like drunken deck hands. This is damned good pizza.

What wasn't damned good, even for basement food, was the Caesar salad. The greens came neatly stacked on a long platter, piled higher than should be possible without industrial adhesives. Lemon wedges were embedded on either end of the lettuce pile. The platter of cool greens was accompanied by a round plate with just three anchovy strips, a thoroughly inadequate portion that wouldn't make the most severely anchovy-phobic diner flinch. The greens were crisp and cool (I think someone found a crouton or two buried in there) and dusted with powdered parmesan, the kind that's easy to mistake for Coffeemate when a shaker of it is on the table next to the salt. Plus, the dressing was not well distributed. After forking through the mound, we discovered precious few leaf strips with dressing clinging to them, so it was difficult to get a taste of the blend.

A better mixture was the fresh tomato with meat and cheese. This was another big platter of ingredients including tomato wedges, cucumber slices, red onion, and basil, with rich supple mozzarella disks haloing the top and salami and mortadella shingled on the sides. It was vibrant, and like everything else here, designed to bust belt leather.

Buca di Beppo has no menus per se. Dining options are printed on handbills and plastered on boards mounted on metal stands or are printed on posters hung on the walls. We found it hard to select our food this way, as the daffy chandeliers (a different one dangles over each table) hanging above the booth tables kept blocking our sight. Maybe that's why I kept trying to order spumoni marinara with meatballs.

Another thing that exceeds ampleness at Buca di Beppo is camp. It's soaked in red, with red vinyl, red paint, and red-and-white checked tablecloths. The walls are tiled with black-and-white photographs. Of course, Buca di Beppo sports the requisite photographic clichés such as Sinatra and Sophia Loren, but there are also freak show assemblies, such as the image of a man with a tongue the size of a mud flap. The walls also bear photos of women on little posters, presumably culled from 1950s yearbooks, called "Meet Miss Buca." One is Eugenia Gatta, allegedly a semi-finalist in a "National Miss Good Morning" contest. Eugenia or "Jeanie" finds bliss in gift wrapping, bleaching seashells, and offering sensible advice to friends. Jeanie also makes s'prise dip and shares with her mother an interest in Gay '90s foolery. Another poster features the Milani twins, Ann and Fran Framcosca, who are "as identical as two cigarettes in a pack." Ann enjoys experimenting with lipstick, while Fran prefers a signature shade. Each believes women "should wear color for becomingness and morale purposes." Maybe they should invent marinara lingerie. The "Miss Buca" moniker might fit better.

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