FreakyLinks, brought to you by the people responsible for The Blair Witch Project, The Pretender, and Quantum Leap, offers just enough in its opening moments to convince you this is Quality Television: It looks like a movie. But beneath its slick façade, a specialty on Fox this season (with James Cameron's Dark Angel, garnering high praise in low places), the story is thin, wearying, and obvious: Dawson's X-Files. At the show's beginning, Derek Barnes (Ethan Embry, otherwise known as one of the guys who played Rusty in the Vacation film series) talks into his computer and lays out the story: In 1998, Derek and twin brother Adam were running a Web site that investigated strange and tall tales, until Adam was mysteriously murdered...or was he? Turns out, someone who looks like Adam keeps popping up two years later, and Ethan and his PC posse of Sherlock homies are on the case; shit is, ya know, freaky. Since it has no place to go but up, the second episode might be worth a look; at least the pilot hints at something around the corner, where Dark Angel is all dead-end. But don't count on much. It's only television.