McGraw says Turd Bag Sullivan just didn't do it for him. "I wanted something more Nixonian. So I told them to use 'expletive deleted,'" says McGraw, who covers the region for U.S. News and World Report. Anyway, that's what he should be doing. Since the book has come out, he says he's spending a lot of time drinking Busch tallboys and obsessing over his ranking on Amazon.com. "I check this thing all day long," he says. "It's stupid. It's driving me out of my mind."