Mall Rats

Thieves stole Ronnie Wilson's name, and now she's having an identity crisis

The document conjures up an image of the thief, living up there in Plano somewhere, relaxing in a stolen Wicke's recliner and watching the latest blockbusters on the stolen TV and VCR. Perhaps she is eating popcorn out of a new Sears bowl. And, just maybe, the stolen Sears underwear is riding her tired, shopped-out behind.

Wilson puts the document down and sighs. All she wants is her name back.

And one other thing:

Will the fake Ronnie Wilson please stand up?
Peter Calvin
Will the fake Ronnie Wilson please stand up?

"I want these fuckers caught."

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