By Elaine Liner
By Jim Schutze
By Rachel Watts
By Lauren Drewes Daniels
By Anna Merlan
By Lee Escobedo
Caught in the struggle is Andrew Rally (played by Ethan Hawke-like Shannon Michael Wamser), a popular but artistically bland young star of a TV hospital drama. He has been lured to New York City to play (for no money) the melancholy Dane in a Shakespeare in the Park production. Scared witless of taking on theater's most famous and challenging leading role, Andrew reluctantly leases a spooky Gothic apartment in the Village. There, he discovers he has a roommate, the ghost of actor John Barrymore (Bill Jenkins), who occupied the place when he played his electrifying, sexually charged Hamlet on Broadway in 1922.
Summoned from the other side by the pop of a champagne cork, following a séance with Andrew's "kawfee tawk" real estate lady (Arianna Movassagh) and wispy, no-sex-no-how girlfriend Dierdre (Stacey Oristano), Barrymore makes his appearance in profile (what else?), stepping out of a roiling cloud of mist clad as Hamlet in Elizabethan tights and glittering codpiece.
"Am I dead? Or just incredibly drunk?" Barrymore roars, grabbing the bottle of champers that he'll cuddle like a teddy bear for the rest of the evening.
Visible only to Andrew (and later to a brash Hollywood producer and an agent), Barrymore's restless spirit must remain trapped in his palatial old digs until he's successfully coached the younger actor in the part of the Sweet Prince. In training the kid to tread the boards, Barrymore, of course, must also impart a few important life lessons. It's Noel Coward's Blithe Spirit and Woody Allen's Play It Again, Sam reinvented with sitcom slickness for the Friends generation: Sexy ghost helps hapless schnook realize his dreams.
Barrymore's secondary task in I Hate Hamlet is to assist Andrew in defining exactly what his dream is. After opening night, Andrew is faced with a tempting offer from a Hollywood shark (played with pastel smarm by Ethan Ward). Walk away from Shakespeare in the Park (the reviews are lousy anyway), and Andrew can earn $3 million a year to star in a new network series about a high school teacher with superhuman powers.
What's the big deal about Shakespeare anyway? harrumphs the producer. "It's like algebra onstage."
TV or not TV? That is the question Rudnick writes for Andrew, and it's one that Rudnick himself must have grappled with in his career as one of Hollywood's funniest screenwriters (In & Out, Addams Family Values) and highest-paid script doctors. (The bit about Barrymore's apartment really happened to the playwright, too. He lived there in the 1980s.)
In the real world, we know what the answer would be for most any aspiring actor presented with the choice of working hard for no money or not so hard for a frickin' fortune. But in this case, Rudnick insists that the play's the thing, and we are pretty sure that Andrew will to his own self be true, even if that means, as the Hollywood guy warns him, a few seasons doing Chekhov in church basements in front of empty folding chairs.
This all gets itchily sentimental at times, especially toward the end. Barrymore, left to haunt the apartment alone on Andrew's opening night, is reunited with an old lover who just happens to be Andrew's old-ish agent Lillian (played by Melinda Mills with a gutsy Prussian accent and a deep smoker's cough). Lillian, who the play hints is about to shuffle off her mortal coil any minute, not only can see Barrymore's ghost, she can kiss him and waltz with him to music that swells up out of who knows where like the Max Steiner score of a Bette Davis weepy.
Even when Rudnick's writing and this production teeter perilously close to hokum, the WaterTower's six actors manage to keep their feet out of the pudding. They're confident enough to know what they're doing without overdoing it (thanks to director Henry Fonte's insistence on a light touch, even in that waltzing scene). They never trip up on the quippy dialogue, and they only gently nibble the scenery and only when absolutely necessary.
Young Wamser starts out a little shaky but grows more confident in Act 2, when his Andrew character has benefited from Barrymore's tutelage, going from bland pretty boy to brooding tragedian. As the virginal gal-pal Dierdre, Oristano is as light as chiffon in Act 1, but succumbs to Barrymore's seductive spell later on and turns sexy-earthy.
Playing the ghost of "The Great Profile," Jenkins is full-on great. He may look nothing like the original, but he manages to inhabit the character completely, finding grace and sweetness in a role that could be simply big and hammy. It helps that Jenkins moves comfortably in those tights (great gams, this guy) and that he has a spectacular stage voice and perfect diction. He rattles the rafters unaided by mikes and gets the most from every syllable. If you see a lot of local theater, you know what a rare skill this is.