We have gained intelligence suggesting that many of the members will be convening at Le Classique Bridal Fashion Extravaganza & Exposition on Sunday at NextStage. According to intercepted transmissions, brides will engage in "a full day of nonstop networking with bridal professionals" and an informative seminar on "How to Restore Your Individual Credit to Enhance Your Credit Life Together." We believe a drawing will also take place for prizes such as one year of free rent, a honeymoon cash pot and the chance to have your wedding ceremony performed live at an upcoming bridal show. A fashion show featuring bridal attire, makeup, coiffures and tuxedos is scheduled for 2:30 p.m. The extravaganza will culminate in the celebration of the order's most honored ritual--an actual wedding. Wendy Schofield, of KRNB's The MatchMaker, will wed her "Match Made in Heaven" at the conclusion of the fashion show. The ceremony will be conducted by Bishop David E. Martin of Gospel Tabernacle Church and Judge Mablean Ephraim of the popular television show Divorce Court. (As a humorless government agency, we will not comment on the irony of this.)
This mission requires the utmost skill and tact. If you should be captured or killed while leaping for a bouquet, the agency will disavow all knowledge of your actions. Good luck.