Caffeine fiend: So the other day I was at work and this guy comes in and asks me if I sell this particular kind of cigarette. I said no, we have never sold cigarettes. He said, "I read in the Dallas Observer that there is a cigarette called a 'Sugar Smack' (Full Frontal, August 8) and that you sell it." I replied, "Sorry, man, but this is Starbucks. Did you want some coffee or not?"