Malternative Lifestyles

Does drinking flavored malt beverages make men more appealing to women?

This being an epic and tragic tale--you know, women, poetry, death-defying feats of plumbing, etc.--we must conclude with some bit of hard-earned wisdom. Each generation gains confidence with alcohol through entry-level drinks: near beer, Boone's Farm, wine coolers and now flavored malt beverages. The breweries and distilleries know this fad will pass, too, but they expect a payoff in brand loyalty.

Considering, however, the response to this week's Burning Question, perhaps the brands require some tweaking.

Maybe Mike's Flaccid Lemonade would be a more appropriate product description.

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