Season's Greetings

It's not easy being a mail carrier this time of year, schlepping about with tons of holiday cards, sale fliers and tins of fruit cakes and summer sausage. Sometimes the poor guys get confused, as they did this week when several greeting cards were misdirected to our office. Sure, we could have just forwarded them, but that would have meant spending money for postage, and Full Frontal is saving its nickels to give to the poor this season. Or maybe we'll just buy booze. In any event, we've decided to give the Postal Service a hand and simply reprint several cards that were accidentally sent our way. No thanks necessary.