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Say Anything
Continued from page 1
Published on February 13, 2003
Attractive M, 31, seeks F 18-40. I like mowing my mom's yard, shopping with mom and mom's cooking. You like cuddling, family and tucking me into bed and reading me a story. Please call before 9:30 p.m. (Mom's bedtime.)
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Yes, that's two women, topless, on the cover. The book goes downhill from there.
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Looking for a gentle touch. Hoping you will bring a sensual approach to applying my prescribed topical cream. Condition's not contagious, but my loneliness is spreading. Reach out and touch me.
Exotic foreigner with accent needs local woman with U.S. citizenship. Must be open to marriage ASAP. Really. That's all. Call me!!!
40 SWM looking for a companion to share warmth and love during the long winter. I'm playful, sensitive and good with an ax. Would need you to help me take care of my lonely mountain hotel during the off-season. Remember--all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
DWM seeks designated driver. Looks don't matter once the beer goggles kick in. Patience, warm bedside manner and a car with a roomy backseat preferred. Janitorial service experience a plus. Masochists welcome!
Female virgin needed for short-term relationship. Must enjoy long walks to volcanoes, flowing white dresses and being tied up. Loyalty and an interest in religion a must. Trust fund a bonus! Call, or just meet us during the next full moon.
Seeking soul mate! If you're looking for sizzling days and sweltering nights, I've got all the heat you want right here. You're into greed and wrath, I'm into pestilence and death. I'm in for the long haul and I hope you are, too. Age and sex not an issue. We'll have a devil of a good time.
Hey, girl. How you feelin'? Me, I'm just kickin' it, mindin' my own, readin' some Smoove B on the Izz-ernet. Sitting here, sipping my Courvoisier, I'm wondering: Do you want some sweet lovin', baby? I know I do. Ahhh, yeah. You feel it? I thought so.
Do you like to jump in with both feet? Can you toe the line? You might be my sole mate. SWM seeks 18-78 F for foot rubs (yours, of course!!), shoe modeling and maybe some toe sucking. Dinner's on me--I can foot the bill! --Merritt Martin, Michelle Martinez, Shannon Sutlief and Rhonda Reinhart
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