By Jim Schutze
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If you're among the 13 people left in the United States who haven't appeared on a reality TV show, now's your chance: From 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. September 13, casting directors for MTV's The Real World and Road Rules will be in town, ahem, auditioningwould-be roommates and RV buddies at The Beagle on Greenville Avenue. If you're over the age of, like, y'know, 24, you need not apply, which dismays Full Frontal greatly; if it weren't for the excessive body hair, we know we'd be sooooin. Alas, it's 18 to 24 only, though 17-year-olds may still apply if they'll be legal come January, when production starts on The Real Worldin a still-undisclosed location. (We suggested Mesquite, which is so like Paris but without the stinky French.) Applicants will be asked to bring proper ID, a current photo and a map of any relevant body piercings; they'll also have to fill out a one-page application, which seems, like, really long and stuff.
One thing casting director Jason Horowitz says he's notlooking for are people who've watched all 32 seasons of The Real Worldand think they have to live up--or, c'mon, down--to the show's sensibilities and standards. Just be yourself, he advises--and barring that, FF figures, just talk about how much you like having three-ways. No? That's wrong? Keep in mind there are 30,000 people vying for 13 slots--those odds are so not awesome. But as Horowitz reminds, "There are just some people meant to be on reality TV." Dunno if he meant that as a good thing. Doubt it. So, Jason, what do you look for in aReal World orRoad Rules candidate?
We look for outgoing, dynamic, energetic people who don't have a problem sharing their stories and details about their personal lives in front of millions of people. Uh, does anybody these days? TV has become one giant confessional.
You'd be surprised. There are things people prefer to keep private, but then they don't get their 15 minutes. It's really anybody who has a different perspective. We try to, each season, present a different perspective and tell a different story than we have in the past.
I assume people will show up and just line up around the bar?
It's usually a long line. They fill out a short application, then they wait around for a little more, probably, which isn't good for them but good for us, so we can see a lot of people. Then they break up into a group of 10 to 12 of their peers and have a group discussion. We find the group discussion works for this purpose. The people with the strong opinion and personalities shine, and we don't want anyone to walk out the door feeling like they didn't have a chance. Topics run the gamut from political conversations to social conversations--anything important to 18- to 24-year-olds' lives.
Well, we get the obligatory sexual topics.
Awesome. Such as?
It depends. Dating, just any problems people have encountered, pet peeves, anything that's going to spark interest.
Most people trying out have seenTheReal World. Do you worry they're trying to act like they think a cast member should?
The casting directors can spot the pretenders and people trying to give us what they think we want. If you're trying to stir up debate or controversy and you're doing it for attention, the casting director will realize it and weed you out. We don't want people to put up a front, which is difficult, because you don't have a lot of time and the casting director is looking at everyone.
Making the show's pretty slim odds.
There are 29,987 disappointed people, yeah. But every year we do sign those seven for The Real Worldand six for Road Rules, and the year before those people were probably watching the show on their couches. It's gotta be someone. --Robert Wilonsky
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