Black Thing

The teacher, not the teaching, makes this School of Rock

Director Richard Linklater's The School of Rock imagines, sort of, what might have become of voluble rock snob Barry the morning after his grand finale in Stephen Frears' adaptation of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity--after his Marvin Gaye impersonation had faded and been forgotten in the daylight hours, after he quit his gig at the record store to pursue his rock-and-roll fantasy, after he moved into Barrytown and realized it was a run-down neighborhood populated by wannabes and failures. Barry, as embodied and then some by the whirlwind Jack Black, dreamed of the arena but never would have made it past the club; he was a small-time contender but a pretender nonetheless, a hapless hopeful. Still, Barry never would have admitted defeat, never gone back to work for John Cusack, never stopped believing he'd be somebody even when he looked into the mirror and saw a nobody in need of a shave and a regular paycheck. His would have become a life of endless cutting contests, of crashing on friends' couches, of doing nothing all day while waiting for somewhere to rock all night.

That's just the life School of Rock's Dewey Finn leads, and just barely. Dewey, played by Black, is still chasing Barry's dream: He's the stage-diving, solo-taking guitarist in a hair-metal band that thinks Dewey an embarrassment, a no-talent who'll keep the band from winning a local battle of the bands--a real punch in Dewey's ample gut, considering the band resembles a third-rate Poison tribute act. Disgraced, he takes to sleeping all day on the couch of nebbishy pal Ned (Mike White, who wrote School of Rock) and Ned's girlfriend Patty (Sarah Silverman), who demand he get up, get a job or get moving. Dewey tells Ned he'll just temp like he does; Ned, a substitute teacher, says Dewey "wouldn't last a day." Ms. Foreshadowing, meet Mr. Plot Point.

Dewey, assuming Ned's identity, ends up teaching at a hoity-toity private school run by the uptight Principal Mullins (Joan Cusack, not nearly the sympathetic boss her brother was). At first he brushes off the kids; Dewey's idea of learnin' is telling the kids, a precocious multi-ethnic lot, they're doomed to be failures. Then he overhears them jamming in music class and figures he can prod the prodigies into joining his group for the battle of the bands, which involves deceiving the principal and taking the kids out of school without permission--very sketchy stuff, all made to look endearing. From there School of Rockturns into Mr. Holland's Opuswith an AC/DC-Led Zep soundtrack, Dead Rocker's Society, The Emperor's Club (if you're talking about Emperor, the Norwegian Viking-metal band of the late '90s). Carpe diem in this case translates into, "Rock on, little dudes."

After his turgid think pieces Waking Lifeand Tape, Linklater seems delighted to romp in the mainstream again with a rock soundtrack turned up to 11. The Austin-based filmmaker, shooting entirely in Manhattan, hasn't made something so enjoyable since Dazed and Confused, a bong hit of a movie that managed to be nostalgic without inhaling noxious wistful fumes. School of Rock, populated by bright-shiny faces given a Revenge of the Nerdshappy ending, is light and meaningless but never worthless. It merely aspires to be a good time and is just that and nothing more, a grin-worthy buzz that wears off in the parking lot.

Chuck & Buckand The Good Girlwriter White, who likes revealing the hidden kinks and naughty secrets behind the mundane façade of the everyday, isn't interested this time in the dark side; he, too, is all light and happiness. Otherwise, he would have ended School of Rockwith Dewey in the back of a police car headed for a long stint in the slammer, after he's found out by outraged parents aghast at his revelation that he's "touched your kids." (In the good way, of course.) Instead we're given the ending we knew was coming--hugs and kisses all around, none of them creepy, even though the teacher was just an impostor looking for a paycheck.

Of course, the movie would be less than nothing without Black, finally allowed to charge ahead without a director acting as if his movie set's a china shop. School of Rockwould be saccharine without him, feel-good that tastes awful. Black, the tenacious B in folk-metal-art-rock cutups Tenacious D, plays himself, or certainly to the expectations of those enamored of his convulsive outbursts and eyebrow spasms. His is a curriculum of metal moves and guitar-hero histrionics taught to kids who were hired because they could actually play. Dewey's the sub you pray for but are scared of when he actually shows up, with his eyes wild and mouth screwed into an ex-con's grin. Without Black, School of Rockwouldn't pass.

 
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