There's just nothing like a good old-fashioned virgin. It's appalling that in this day and time, when in many ways we have come so far, we have abandoned the notion of sexual virtue. All anybody wants to do anymore is roll in the hay. Who likes hay, anyway? It gets stuck on exposed skin and makes you itch. Better to follow the chaste example of the Virgen de Guadalupepatron saint of Mexico, whose loins are untainted by the flesh of manand visit the Ice House Cultural Center, where her loins (and the rest of her body) will be painted by the flesh of man.