Burden Brothers
4 -- cases Miller Lite
3 -- bottles Jägermeister
1 -- beer bong
1 -- quarter (preferably "Vermont")
1 -- designated driver
4 -- bottles Wet 'n' Wild black nail polish
1 -- jar sweet pickle relish
20 -- lacy bras provided for female audience members (PLEASE: Distribute at opening of "Beautiful Night.")
6 -- plates of Wing Street hot wings (turbo-spicy)
1 -- shirt for Todd Lewis
PLEASE NOTE: CALL HIM VADEN!
Radiant*
1 -- pointless asterisk
3 -- jars Bedhead Boy Toys hair gel
33 -- hallelujahs
4 -- subway tokens
4 -- six-packs of Zima, hidden inside Budweiser containers
1 -- jar sweet pickle relish
1 -- major-label contract
Zayra Alvarez
veintiuno -- botellas de agua
dos -- 12-pack de la Corona
uno -- tarro fresco del salsa del condimento
dulce de la salmuera
uno -- llave a éstos manillas
algunos lazos de los hombres
POR FAVOR: Entiéndeme!
Tahiti
1 -- room for posse
2 -- rooms for posse's posse
3 -- rooms for groupies of posse's posse
PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT mention anything if said posses do not show.
1 -- VHS tape of Swordfish, fast-forwarded to Halle Berry nude scene
1 -- jar sweet pickle relish
1 -- large towel
1 -- Young MC cassette tape
4 -- fresh floral arrangements (PLEASE NOTE: Bougainvillea is lovely this time of year. )
Dallas Observer supergroup
(Carter Albrecht of Sorta, Daniel Hopkins of Radiant*, Cory Watson of Black Tie Dynasty, Chris Holt, Sara Radle, Ward Richmond of Slick 57)
1 -- open bar