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I, for one, have never heard of gay gypsies. I'm quite certain they exist, but they have never landed on my gaydar. Similarly, a friend of mine told me he couldn't see Brokeback Mountain because "there aren't any gay cowboys." After wiping away tears of laughter, I thought, what if I'm the same way about gypsies? Off to my trusty Google search to investigate the matter. After coming across gay gypsy soccer scandals and hot lusty GG orgies, I just decided to go the simpler route. Thanks to the Resource Center of Dallas, I can check out Gypsy GayBINGO Saturday at the Lakewood Theater, 1825 Abrams Parkway. Tickets are $16.50. Doors open at 5 p.m. Call 214-528-0144 or visit resourcecenterdallas.org/gaybingo.
Sat., Feb. 18, 5 p.m.