Becoming a bride in Plano may seem like a good idea, but then it's 20 years later, your kids are on drugs and you're stumbling home drunk from TGI Friday's with a belly full of Ultimate Strawberry Daiquiris, looking for your townhome on a street where they all look exactly the same and cursing the man who left you for that slut he met in Frisco (or Addison). Sure, you can shop the pain away at the Shops at Willow Bend, masking the scent of your tears with the wonderful products of the Yankee Candle Company, but it won't work forever. Everyone will know your troubles. Oh yes, everyone will know. WaHaHaHaHa. So, feel free to attend the Plano Bridal Show Sunday from noon to 5 p.m. at the Plano Centre, 2000 E. Spring Creek Parkway, but dont say we didn't warn you. Tickets are $10. Call 972-422-0296.
Sun., March 12, 12-5 p.m.