Jim Gaffigan has been everywhere it seems. He's been on all incarnations of Law & Order, in Sierra Mist and Saturn commercials and on the talk shows of David Letterman and Conan OBrien. He is also incredibly pale. And he has the most bizarre, high-pitched, sing-song, wispy little alternate voice he uses to represent his inner monologue. Listen to Gaffigan rail on the Hot Pocket and you'll never look at one (or hear the jingle) the same way again. Watch him simulate the process of spell-checking a document and you might whisper,"You're sooo stupid spell check," next time you use it. According to jimgaffigan.com, the comedian is a co-writer and voice for Pale Force, a cartoon about pale-complected superheros that will air 20 segments on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. But until Pale Force is out in full force, Dallasites can get their fill of Gaffigan 7:30 p.m. Saturday at the Majestic Theatre, 1925 Elm St. Tickets are $32.75. Call 214-373-8000 or visit ticketmaster.com.
Sat., Oct. 21, 7:30 p.m.