If you are intrigued by the concept of a one-night stand but aren't brave enough to engage in one, Chelsea Handler is your go-to girl. She's done enough horizontal living for a hundred of you, and she has a book to prove it. In My Horizontal Life, Handler waxes comedic about her briefest sexual exploits, including all the dirty detailsÃ¢â¬â�warts and all. "I'm surprised you didn't ask first about the midget," she tells one reporter. For while her libidinous lexicon is vast, featuring horny heroes in all shapes, sizes and colors, Handler says, "Everyone asks first about the midget." You might recognize the New Jersey native as the former host of Girls Behaving Badly or from her recurring appearances on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. She now has her own show on E! in which she combines stand-up with taped skits and comedy short films. On Saturday night you can see her perform live at the Lakewood Theater. Or you can take the metaphorical bull by the horns and start collecting some hilarious sexual anecdotes of your own. Look for me at the bar. Chelsea Handler performs with Cooperation Corporation at 7:30 p.m. Saturday at the Lakewood Theater, 1825 Abrams Parkway. Tickets are $25. Call 214-373-8000 or visit lakewoodtheater.com.
Sat., Nov. 4, 7:30 p.m.