Get Licked

Dogs kiss off for notoriety

With each passing day, American society slips farther and farther into the immoral, unscrupulous black hole of sin and depravity. Once, we were pure. Now, we are extending our obsession with sex to that most innocent of American institutions: man's best friend. Now, we are insisting they woo us with their sex appeal in Kibbles ’n Bits national contest in search of the "Most Smoochable Pooch." If you think you've got a good-lookin' canine, you can stop by the Mutt Mobile for Fido's chance to become the face of Kibbles 'n Bits from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday at 1401 E. Lookout Drive in Richardson or noon to 4 p.m. Sunday at Bark Park Central, at the corner of Good-Latimer Expressway and Commerce Street. Visit smoochablepooch.com.
Sun., Nov. 12, 12-4 p.m.
 
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