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• Rick Perry
• Chris Bell
• Politics
• Gubernatorial Elections

Kinky, you let us down. You crapped up the gubernatorial debate by cracking off the same old tired witticisms. Then, with a week to go before November 7, you admitted there was no way to win but didn't drop out of the race so that votes might instead be cast for serious contender Chris Bell. You have given us Rick Perry for Christmas. So this Christmas Pig book of yours better be real freaking good, or else we'll be mad we headed out to your signing this Thursday. See you at Borders, corner of Preston Road and Royal Lane, at 7 p.m. Call 214-363-1977.
Thu., Nov. 16, 7 p.m.