Paper Or Plastic?
Damn you people. You know that you have more than 10 items in your basket, but you pull into the express lane anyway. When everyone else in line is holding their little basket in the crook of their arm, you roll up with your entire cart full of groceries and act like you can’t count. I think you should be given paper-bag paper cuts for every item that exceeds the limit. You should be mercilessly pelted with organic tomatoes. But mostly you should be thankful I’m not cashiering anymore. For less grocery store and more Morgan Freeman, go see 10 Items Or Less, showing at 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. Friday at The Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth, 3200 Darnell St. Tickets are $7.50 for non-members and $5.50 for members. Call 817-738-9215 or visit themodern.org.
Fri., Dec. 1, 6 & 8 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 2, 5 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 3, 2 & 4 p.m.
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