Jesus Junk

Professor scoffs at Lost Tomb of Jesus documentary

For Darrell Bock, the notion that Jesus of Nazareth married and had children is like the game Whac-A-Mole.

The researcher and professor of New Testament studies at Dallas Theological Seminary only recently has caught his breath from tours for his books debunking the mega-best-selling Da Vinci Code—which claims that Jesus wed Mary Magdalene, moved to France and sired offspring—and along comes the Discovery Channel and James Cameron, director of the highest-grossing movie of all time.

The Titanic genius has produced a new documentary set to air this Sunday, which claims to have found the "bone boxes" of Jesus, Mary Magdalene and their son named Judah. At a news conference in New York on Monday, Cameron called it the "greatest archaeological find in history." And it's all proven by sophisticated forensic tests and backed by the reputation of the Discovery Channel.

"It doesn't get bigger than this," Cameron crowed.

Whack!

By virtue of Bock's high profile in the media as an expert on the life of Christ, the professor got a first look at the documentary, The Lost Tomb of Jesus, two weeks ago at the request of the Discovery Channel, which was vetting the reaction of evangelical Christians.

Though he signed a non-disclosure agreement until the public announcement, moments after Cameron trumpeted his "discovery," Bock's phone started ringing with requests for comment from media outlets as varied as Timemagazine, the Chicago Sun-Times and the Baptist Press.

He grabbed his mallet and got to whacking.

But first Bock wants to acknowledge that the documentary is a well-done detective story with high production values that does a nice job showing what the archaeological process is like.

"James Cameron said he is interested in pursuing and discovering the truth and that, as a lay person, he got drawn in," Bock says. "The documentary will be able to draw in a lot of other people. But they are claiming as fact assumptions that they are making. And those assumptions all have to line up for it to be true."

Cameron and writer Simcha Jacobovici appeared at the news conference on Monday with two ossuaries, along with eight other so-called "bone boxes" and scattered bones, found in a limestone tomb in Jerusalem.

They are not new discoveries. The tomb was uncovered in 1980 during the excavation of a building site in a residential neighborhood. The inscriptions on the 2,000-year-old ossuaries, which did not contain bones, include "Jesus son of Joseph," Mariamne (a variation of Mary) and "Judah, son of Jesus." One box was marked with a version of Matthew.

A Jesus, son of Joseph, married to a Mary. The documentary quotes a statistician who uses the names to calculate that the odds are 600 to 1 in favor of the conclusion that this was indeed Jesus' family tomb.

Bock calls Cameron's doc the recycling of the story of the "James burial box story with a little of the Da Vinci Code mixed in." In 2002 an Israeli antiquities dealer named Oded Golan wowed the biblical archaeology world when he came forward with what he touted as the James Ossuary, labeled with the inscription "James, son of Joseph, brother of Jesus." Valued at $1.2 million, the box set off a firestorm among scholars and archaeologists. Though validated as legitimate by some researchers, the ossuary's inscription was later exposed as a forgery and the dealer was arrested.

"The claim now is we've run all these new tests," Bock says.

One "proof" offered by Cameron and his team: DNA testing of the human residue in the boxes concluded that the Jesus and Mary were not related. They leap to the conclusion that since she wasn't his sister or mother, she was probably his wife.

Sophisticated tests of the patina on the boxes also proved that the boxes dated to around the time of Christ. Though Cameron and Jacobovici are careful to say on the Discovery Channel Web site that their discovery does not prove or disprove the resurrection of Jesus, ossuaries were used only for the bones that remained after decomposition. Adherents of the historic Christian faith believe in a bodily resurrection, in which case there would be no need for a bone box.

Bock agrees that the age of the boxes fits the time period of Christ. "Ossuaries were used for only about a century, from about 14 B.C. to 70 A.D.," he says. "You buried a body, it decomposed and you put the bones in the ossuary after a year or so."

But he points out that the Jesus box is crudely done with graffiti-like inscriptions. Wouldn't Jesus' followers have prepared something more reverential?

"The DNA testing is interesting," Bock says. "It sounds like the woman in the box is not biologically related to the person named Jesus in the other box. If it's a family tomb they have hit, that makes sense. But that doesn't tell you whose family it is. It proves absolutely nothing. But because we have invoked the magical forensics of DNA it sounds impressive."

Then there's the matter of the names, used to calculate "600 to 1" odds that the tomb is that of Jesus Christ and his family. Bock points out that the top 10 most common names among Palestinian Jewish males at the time were, in order: Simon/Simeon, Joseph, Eleazar, Judah, John, Hananiah, Jonathon, Matthew and Menahem. Variations of Mary/Mariamne were used by one-quarter of the women. A catalog published in 2002 of the most common names found on ossuaries lists Joseph as occurring 218 times and Jesus 99 times. What are the odds that those common names would be found on the ossuaries?

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  • Jesus Freak 03/05/2007 3:58:00 AM

    They did find the tomb of Jesus!!! They found in more than 2000 years ago, and it was empty!!! That's right, empty!!! Why would people be willing to die for a belief that wasn't true??? The followers of Jesus saw him after his resurrection and that sure would give me a faith I'd be willing to die for......Paul went from prosecuting Christians to becoming one of the most influential missionaries of all time after an experience with Jesus...Not to mention, going on to writing the majority of the New Testament.... This was a great article, one I will share with many other Christians as well. God bless!

  • 03/03/2007 9:51:00 PM

    The separation of Church and State has become a thing of the past with this current administration. It has never been more evident as to why it was created in the first place. Has the United States of America ever been so disliked and in such a state of turmoil? What is most of the turmoil in the world based on? Religion. Organized religion. Look, I don't know if these bones in quesion belong to THE Jesus or not. Just stop and think for a second, would it change your life drastically if they were real? If so why? Jack Jett

  • John Adams 03/03/2007 6:08:00 AM

    Amen to Elliott's comment! Consider the following from George Washington's Farewell address! Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism, who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness, these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them. A volume could not trace all their connections with private and public felicity. Let it simply be asked: Where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation desert the oaths which are the instruments of investigation in courts of justice? And let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle.

  • Elliott 03/03/2007 6:00:00 AM

    " and if Christ has not been raised, then our preaching is vain, your faith also is vain." (1 Corinthians 15:14). There are unique, supernatural events, which are to be believed in Christianity. Of these, the resurrection is absolutely essential. We live in a pluralistic culture, which embraces all faiths or lack thereof as morally equivalent, except for Christianity, which for nearly a generation has been attacked and systematically crowded from American life. Inasmuch as the American Constitution, Declaration of Independence, as well as the founders' thinking are rooted in Christianity, we ought to think twice before taking an axe to that root. The freedoms that we cherish are only possible within a Christian framework of civil government.

  • 03/02/2007 8:18:00 PM

    Let me see, we should not believe this story...but we should believe the rising from the dead, the virgin birth, adam and eve, oh, and the parting of the red sea. I agree with the previous post that if this were allowed to be proven, that it would put the Tilton's and the Copeland's out of business. This means they would have to find another way of making $ other than ripping off old ladies. By the way, I just walked accross my swimming pool and it was a shame no one was here to witness it. Guess you will have to take my word for it. Please send me money for prayer clothes. Jack Jett

  • Rev. Smith 03/02/2007 5:15:00 PM

    Nice try, Bock, however you appear to be just another "Christian" theologian whose livelihood would be threatened by this discovery. Funny how Christians the world over have wished and hoped and prayed for actual physical evidence that Jesus actually existed (there has never been any physical evidence he ever lived). And then when some possible physical evidence appears, they want to deny it is possible. They will do everything they can to "debunk" the notion that Jesus might actually have had a physical body, and the notion that his immediate family would have actually adhered to 1st Century CE Judaic custom by having a family tomb. If Jesus were to return today, these same people would not believe it was him, and would murder him again because it would destroy their religious agenda. There is just as much evidence that this IS the tomb of Jesus's family, as there is it is not. And when dealing in "probabilities", it is more probable that it is, than it is not. Nice try Bock. My colleagues at The Vatican realize the implications of this, but those who have been experts in this field longer than you have been alive cannot automatically write this off, despite your claims. God Bless Rev. Smith

 

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