When you're at the Command Performance of International Ballet try to behave yourself and refrain from using your newfound mind powers to telekinetically inflate a male dancer's nut bunch in a hilarious balloon-like fashion. What mind powers? The mind powers you got after being doused with errant radioactive sludge from a nuclear waste truck. Remember that? Remember when you snorted up that enormous line of voodoo powder right in front of Nell Carter? Wait, that wasn't you. That was Chevy Chase in that movie Modern Problems. Sorry. TITAS presents the Command Performance of International Ballet, 7 p.m. Saturday at the Music Hall at Fair Park, 909 1st Avenue. Tickets are $15 to $175. Call 214-528-5576 or visit titas.org.
Sat., April 7, 7 p.m.