Talking Head

ABC news anchor Bob Woodruff is like that friend whose life is so perfect and great you just hate them for it, but you can't kick out of your life because they're so freaking nice and cool. Bob Woodruff is the guy who can eat whatever he wants and never get fat. Bob Woodruff's sink never clogs, and he can put the Christmas tree up without breaking anything, including his marriage. Bob Woodruff has a great job where he makes tons of cash and gets to travel the world. Bob Woodruff has a hot wife who loves him. Bob Woodruff gets a near-fatal head wound courtesy of an Iraqi improvised explosive device, and the jerk recovers to help said wife write a best-selling book, In an Instant, about the experience and, oh, also about how much he and his wife love each other and have a great life together. In short, Bob Woodruff is a tool. But you still trust him with your nightly news. If you want to see him in town this week, though, you'll probably have to miss the nightly news. Bob's going to be in Dallas, rubbing his good fortune in your face at Borders, 10720 Preston Road, Suite 1018, where he’ll be promoting In an Instant at 7 p.m. Wednesday. Call 214-363-1977.
Wed., May 16, 7 p.m.