Global Warming, Suck It

Be Organic in the City at Fair Park

If I ever thought global warming was a load of donkey crap, all those ideas washed away as Rain Tour 2007 was like "Is that all you got?" to my windshield wipers last week. I say it's time to seriously think about how we're gonna win the war against global warming. It has Melting Polar Ice Caps Power. What do we have? Nukes? You can't beat global warming with nukes. What we need is a flying car. It's the only solution. So, George Foreman, please go invent the flying car so we can beat global warming. And, while you do that, let's go green 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tuesday, and hit Organic in the City, featuring recycled art by avid recycler Vet, at the Texas Discovery Gardens in Fair Park at 3601 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. Tickets are $10. Call 214-428-7476 or visit texasdiscoverygardens.org.
Tue., June 12, 6-9 p.m.

 
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