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Published on June 06, 2007 at 1:56pm

To be clear, the Iniquity sources indicate A-Rod was a spectator and not a player. Still, it's evident his "milk and cookies" image was merely masking a "MILF and nookies" reality.

So A-Rod's a swinger and Bonds a juicer and Sosa a corker and I'm a nefarious night owl, and you're the one who spews sanctimonious jeers at all of us before going home and, more often than not, doing the easy thing instead of the right thing. Which is all perfectly OK.

Because by denying that we're all cheaters, wouldn't we be cheating ourselves?

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