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It's Hair like Jesus wore it

Comments (0) By Alice Laussade Thursday, Jun 21 2007

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Hair is weird. Hair on your head is supposed to be grown long, hair anywhere else is supposed to be shaved off, and hair that's found its way off of your body but not into the trashcan is instantly gross. Get one of those stray hairs in your mouth and it's double-vomit gross. Hair in your food? Triple-garlic-burp-in-your-face gross. Pluck the gray hairs out, cut the split ends off, straighten it, curl it, blow it, tease it—we're physically abusive to our hair every day, and when it finally decides to leave us when we're old raisins, we act all pissed and shocked that it would ever go. Britney's hair checked out early. Made the bitch go crazy. It was like, "Peace, y'all. I'm done eating Cheetos and getting fried to shit every day. Watch this." If you want to see some tree-hugging hippie hairiness, 8:30 p.m. Wednesday, see Hair (the 1979 movie version of the musical) as part of Rock 'n' Reel Wednesdays at AllGood Café, 2934 Main St. A $5 donation goes to the Video Association of Dallas. Plus, John Travolta's not in it in a fat suit and a dress. Why is that happening? Who's responsible, and when are we kicking them? Call 214-742-5362 or visit allgoodcafe.com.
Wed., June 27, 8:30 p.m.