Lifestyles of the Rich and Murdered

The day George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie do dinner theater may be light years away. Heck, it would probably be an alternate universe. So instead we'll just have to settle for knock-offs thanks to Tim Shane and the Comedy Killers, as they present Celebrity Newly-Deads. Tom Schmooze and Angie Holie are getting married with best man George Looney on hand--nyuk nyuk--but the event turns killer and Sam Diamond is on the case. It's a good thing he was on the guest list. Fun for the whole family, the audience will have to help Diamond get to the bottom of the pseudo-celebrity shenanigans. Just take your Dramamine as you get onboard the Princess Elizabeth, 7401 Watercress Drive in Fort Worth, for the show at 7 p.m. Saturday. For information and tickets call 877-238-5596 or visit shane-arts.com. Reservations are required.
Sat., July 28, 7 p.m.