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Test My Balls of Fury

Answer all correctly and win a Def Leppard album

A A A Comments By Nathan Lee Thursday, Aug 30 2007

A quiz:

1. Balls of Fury is a movie about:

Man, we could swear we went to high school with this guy (Dan Fogler, right).

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Directed by Robert Ben Garant and Leila Conners Petersen. Written by Garant and Thomas Lennon. Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken,George Lopez and Maggie Q.Now playing.

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2. In his first leading role for the big screen, Fogler, a Tony award-winning actor (The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee), can best be described as:

3. Because the FBI agent who approaches Randy is played by a Latino (George Lopez), he will be made to say:

4. When Randy undergoes intensive Ping-Pong training at the Happy Mu Shu Palace ("If Mu Shu fits, wear it!"), his guru, Wong (James Hong) offers the following inscrutable advice:

5. Are Chinese people funny?

6. As Feng, the criminal mastermind/Ping-Pong enthusiast, Walken can best be described as:

7. When Feng's Amazonian henchwoman offers the services of sex slaves to Randy, it's funny because:

8. Maggie Q co-stars as:

9. Balls of Fury is best viewed:

10. Balls of Fury is to The Sound and the Fury as:

11. Balls of Fury belongs in the tradition of:

12. Balls of Fury was written by:

13. Balls of Fury should have been directed by:

14. This review is:

Bonus Question: Which insufferable, waddle-ass "film critic" sitting behind me evidently found Balls of Fury endlessly hilarious?

The first reader to answer each question correctly will receive a CD of Def Leppard's Rock of Ages: The Definitive Collection, plus a gift certificate worth $40 good toward a table tennis club or male escort of your choice. E-mail answers to nlee@villagevoice.com. The correct answers and winning entry will be announced on our Web site September 5.

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