Pick Pickler?

If you wear Wranglers, would you please buy the next size up? Seriously, dudes. I know you think "the Ladies" like the way those jeans look when they're all tight, but they're cutting off your circulation, which can't be good for your sperm count and might mean you can't reproduce—wait—I take it all back. Instead, 2 p.m. Sunday, see the Wrangler ProRodeo Championship at American Airlines Center, 2500 Victory Ave., followed by a concert from Kellie Pickler around 4 p.m. The event benefits Children's Medical Center Dallas (it'll help tons of kids and should include the many children affected by Kellie Pickler Boob Jobitis. Symptoms, of course, including permanently burned retinas and irreversible hearing damage resulting from Kellie's premier boob job performance on American Idol). Tickets are $20 to $95. Call 214-665-4269 or visit ticketmaster.com.
Sun., Nov. 11, 4 p.m., 2007