To The Highest Bidder

This week, women will flock to Lower Greenville's hottest douchebag holding pen, Zubar, and make spectacles of themselves while attempting to get laid over the course of three short hours. Sounds like my average Thursday, but apparently this time it's special. The bar's hosting a bachelor auction to benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Sadly, it's not a bachelor auction filled with the former ABC network studs who didn't manage to find true love on staged reality television. It's just a bachelor auction featuring rugby players, doctors and—hold on to your panties—IT guys. The auction is from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Thursday at Zubar, 2012 Greenville Ave. Cover's $5 plus whatever you're willing to spend to take one of these stallions home. Visit foracure.us.
Thu., Nov. 8, 7-10 p.m., 2007