$30,000 Millionaires: Douchebags in the Mist

Venturing into the Dallas jungle in search of the elusive $30,000 millionaire: Is he myth or fact?

The couple in front of me—a guy in a white button-down and loafers, girl in a sexy top and jeans—walk toward a black sedan as the valet pulls up. It is a BMW. The valet climbs out of the driver's seat, and the guy gives her a nod and a set of finger-guns.

The VIP booth is where the bottle service happens. Can't afford a $300 bottle of Grey Goose? Make best friends with someone who can. These lucky Wish loungers have the most coveted spot in the bar.
The VIP booth is where the bottle service happens. Can't afford a $300 bottle of Grey Goose? Make best friends with someone who can. These lucky Wish loungers have the most coveted spot in the bar.

As they speed away, I catch the silver lettering on the back of the car: 328i. Bigfoot disappears into the brush.

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jamiewatkins333
jamiewatkins333

Absolutely love this. I spent a bit over a year in dallas starting over at age 38 with nothing, thanks to my ex. I actually was the single girl at the end of the bar that was going to beauty school, and too naive to know that I was classified by where I sat. In hindsight, that explains so much. Those formative months mean so much, because that was when I learned to truly live. Thank you for the reminder, and I always enjoy the dallas observer's content. Please keep it up.

 
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