Wedding Bells

What is it about churches that make people believe what they're doing inside is worth wearing pants to? Sunday after Sunday, they pack in like sardines (well, try to use your imagination, Catholicism) to hear some dude yammer. Same goes for weddings. Some dude yammering, plus the bride's BFF singing "Open Arms." Best to view the whole thing as a farce, like the interactive comedy play Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding. Dinner's included! Tony 'n' Tina runs through March 9 at the Sara Ellen and Samuel Weisfeld Center, 1508 Cadiz St. Showtimes are at 7 p.m. Tuesdays through Saturdays with additional shows at 2 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays. Tickets are $65 to $85. Call 214-217-1536.
Tuesdays-Saturdays, 7 p.m.; Saturdays, Sundays, 2 p.m. Starts: Feb. 12. Continues through March 9, 2008