You know what would spice up this presidential election? The Spice Girls should join the race to be President of the United States. If the Spice Girls were president, this world would be a better place and you know it. They'd be all, "So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want!" And we would and they'd make it happen and it'd be great. Posh Spice's boobs could do all the interviews, Sporty Spice would give the speeches, Scary Spice could represent at all the debates, Ginger Spice could offer Obama sexual favors to convince him to act as their VP and Baby Spice could be in charge of still somehow managing to look smarter than George W. Bush. They wouldn't have to run with a party because they are a party. Let's make this happen, people. Vote Spice World. Midnight this Friday, go see Spice World at Inwood Theatre, 5458 W. Lovers Lane. Tickets are $9.25 for adults and $6.50 for seniors who are cool enough to want to go see the Spice Girls rock ass in a movie at midnight. Call 214-764-9106 or visit landmarktheatres.com.
Feb. 29-March 1, 2008