Oh, what it must be like to be Valerie Bertinelli. If I had to spend the rest of my life known as a) that chick from One Day at a Time, b) the fool who spent more than two decades of her life married to Eddie Van Halen and c) the mother of a son named Wolfie, I'd pretty much be losing it myself. Though she seemed to disappear from public view for a while, she recently re-emerged as the newest spokesperson for Jenny Craig, giving Kirstie Alley an oversized dose of healthy competition. She'll continue to field questions about being married to a rock star as well as the always mysterious relationship of Bonnie and Schneider when she appears for a signing of her new autobiography Losing It at 5 p.m. Monday at Borders, 10720 Preston Road at Royal Lane. Call 214-363-1977 or visit bordersstores.com.
Mon., March 3, 5 p.m., 2008